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He turned out lame—things are bad, usually—but how cool would it have been if that had worked out?

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I think we're all so desperate to meet people outside of dating apps that even an Uber-facilitated meet-cute feels adorable and old-fashioned. Last year, upon returning to her apartment after a long day of Sex indian tweeter cutie 'em all, she saw a man outside her apartment on his phone.

Read more: LinkedIn is a somewhat unusual place to troll for dick because, well, it's a professional space, and you're not supposed to fuck where you shit Sex indian tweeter cutie whatever the proverb is. Yet this doesn't stop people from "thirst-adding" cuties on LinkedIn.

The move is low-stakes because if someone accuses you of adding them with romantic or inappropriate intent, you can accuse them of being presumptuous. A Sex indian tweeter cutie I hooked up with six years ago—who I refer to as "my Republican mistake"—added me on LinkedIn last year and I shrieked.

I can confidently categorize this as a thirst-add because we would never cross paths professionally. He deals with money and I eat Mario Kart fruit snacks for lunch. One friend told me he recently "thirst-LinkedIn-requested" his hot former high school teacher—he didn't expect anything to come of it, just like Sex indian tweeter cutie Sx expect anything to come of liking a crush's selfie from two years ago.

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I spoke with a man who met his current girlfriend on LinkedIn. His first job out of grad school was as an executive recruiter, which required him to spend hours on the site.

A few months later, when he downloaded Hinge, his "attractive LinkedIn connection" was at the top of that day's potential matches. They've been together for two years.

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But where would I find fresh potential matches? I clicked "Jobs," but that was just companies hiring.

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Checks out. I entered "men" in the search bar but that only suggested businesses with the word "men" in it.

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So I started messaging people. The trouble with LinkedIn, though, is there's no way of knowing who's single or straight or down Sfx clown.

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I wanted to message Sex indian tweeter cutie cute guy from my network, but then my friend told me he "had a girlfriend and was also probably gay. Maybe there were cute, interesting men with whom I was already connected, accidentally. I scrolled through my connections and found a man I call Ant French, an old hookup of "u up" fame.


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I couldn't find any "poke" or "wave" function, so I went ahead and endorsed him for his top three skills: He works as a business analyst and one of his Sex indian tweeter cutie is the "mapping of processes and business flow charts," which is so funny and exotic to me that it turned me on. I didn't hear from him, tweeterr the other men I messaged "hey how's it goin?

After four days of trying to get laid via the site, I'm secure enough to admit that nothing happened. I don't think I put myself out there enough, and Sex indian tweeter cutie only reached out to people tangentially in my network.

I guess I've never fully appreciated how easy dating apps make the process, as everyone's intent is more or less the same. The truth is, though, I hate all of it, and I'm tired.

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