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When our friend John came round for a sleepover, it was more like the longest playdate in the world, because there was no sleep.

I learned that no rules is the best thing ever, and I wish it was like that every day.

My favourite thing was Mum spending so much money on lots of sweets. Setting our own rules was fun, but it was quite unhealthy for us.

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